Greetings and salutations.

Ever since I was four years old, I knew what I would be when I grew up: a ninja. Unfortunately, I had neither the physical prowess necessary to scale tall, fortified buildings in the dead of night, nor the gracefulness needed to sneak in through a window, assassinate a target and disappear, all undetected by the myriad guards. 

So I went into advertising. It's cool, I guess. But I've never even used a friggin' blowgun to knock someone unconscious. Not once. 

Despite that, over the last 11 years I’ve had the chance to work on some amazing creative projects with inspiringly creative people. Check out my resume.

And please feel free to reach out.